“As soon he routs all the Marauders in Vanaheim, he will ascend the throne.”
i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester
Merry: confused awe
Frodo: confused awe
Sam: confused awe
Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
oooh yes, i love that
i mean look at those *sweats*. And there is something pretty intimate about fingering, they can be entwined with the other, kissing, whispering dirty promises into each other’s ears..