As soon he routs all the Marauders in Vanaheim, he will ascend the throne.”


i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester



Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

How to have a zero drama fandom

  • Step 1: like a thing
  • Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
  • Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
  • #an addendum: talk to those 3 - 5 ONLY in private messages / chats #never publicly on tumblr #or there shall be plenty of drama to be had oh wow let me tell you

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

Thorki headcannon: As much as Loki loves the thunder D, it is Thor's fingers that turn him on the most because they are thick and big and can reach places that Loki can't reach himself *v*


oooh yes, i love that

i mean look at those *sweats*. And there is something pretty intimate about fingering, they can be entwined with the other, kissing, whispering dirty promises into each other’s ears..